Actually, this is simply an experiment in PHP that I wrote mostly just to see if I could do it. It is designed to pick a random card from a Tarot deck, in this case the wonderful Rider-Waite deck, and present both an image of the card and a text document with an "interpretation" of it. I tried a lot of different methods and finally wound up with a script that's less than 30 lines of code, which is pretty great since my first thought process would have produced a script with over 450 lines of code. View the code.
The interpretations are from a book called The Sexual Key to the Tarot by Theodore Laurence and are presented here without the permission of the author or publisher. Yes, I am out and out stealing the text almost verbatim, so one "cease and desist" letter and I am pulling it off the web. The book was published in 1971 and it is totally a product of its time. No serious student of the Tarot would give this book more than a passing glance, and then they'd only do so for a laugh, that's why it's here.
This page is for entertainment purposes only. I read Tarot for years, studied the cards and various layouts and readings. I finally came to the conclusion that Tarot doesn't tell your future, and certainly not your sexual future -- nothing can do that, but it gives you things to think about, and each card can represent a facet of your personality and your personal situation if you're just willing to have an open mind.
Enjoy!